I will join Islam...
when I find the sun in a muddy spring, like Zul Qarnain did (this is crystal clear scripture):
Quran 18:86 “(Zul-qarnain TRAVELLED till) when he reached the setting of the sun, he FOUND IT set IN A SPRING of murky water: NEAR IT (sun in spring) he found a People” http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/018.qmt.html#018.086
I swear to God or Allah or my mama, I will join Islam when I too find the sun in a muddy spring. No kidding. I swear I will...even though I detest Islamic culture and its separation of the sexes. I would gag with every time I had to bend over for Allah and see a mans rear end, but I would do it...I would...
2007-01-09 11:38:11 · 19 answers · asked by Asmodeous 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol
I think you should join Islam after you go insane and all other options have been exhausted.
2007-01-09 11:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
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2016-12-28 13:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well in that case, find a lake, go sit on the eastern side of it, and wait until sunset. There and then you will find the sun setting in muddy water. To be honest with you however, we'd really be better off without you. We need people with pure hearts and good intentions to join the ummah.
2007-01-09 11:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by hayaa_bi_taqwa 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No one is asking you to join Islam buddy, so whats your point?
You think Muslims are worried about what faith you are or are not?
LOL that's laughable really it is.
Well you would be the only man there looking at rear ends.
All the other men's head are looking at the floor. You have a sick mind. LOL join Islam. Who asked you too?
Its a submission of the heart. You detest Islamic culture do you?
Tell me what is Islamic culture? You have never visited a Muslim country to experience the culture so how would you know. Silly, silly man. LOL
2007-01-09 11:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Myself I would never join. I am not one for submission.
Islam is a religion of submission. If one submits to Allah one recieves salvation. Allah ( the very name means submission to God) A religion fo salvation through absolute submission.
Not for me I am to head strong and have a free will.
2007-01-09 11:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
"O Mary! Verily Allah gives you the glad tidings of a Word from Him; his name is the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, eminent in this world, and in the Hereafter of those near [to God]" (3:44)
2007-01-09 11:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'll give you an E for effort and a huge smile on my face.
your friendly neighborhood Muslim
2007-01-09 12:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when you decide to ignore all the violence going on around the world in the name of Islam and just focus on America and Israel.
2007-01-09 11:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Abdul 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good for you....
I'd join Islam when I wanted to. I'm not anti-Islamic or anything (and I'm not against any other religion for that matter), I'm just not religous.
2007-01-09 11:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ok live your life but quiot bagging on everyone elses beleifs
2007-01-13 04:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by Amira M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple-minded person...you would die having wasted your time focusing on something that is small in the large scheme of things, and not on the bigger picture...pity...
2007-01-09 11:43:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋