yea because he was for attacking evils
2007-01-09 11:42:26
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answer #1
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answered by micho 7
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Just a little story to illustrate.
There was this office party see, everyone on the 35th floor celebrating and having a good time.
Some guys were standing by an open window talking about the windy weather that day.
One says "Hey! Watch this!" and jumps out of the open window!
The rest rushed over, quite aghast at what had just taken place.
Looking down, they saw the man plummeting down towards the ground ... arms, land legs spread out like a skydiver.
Then a strange thing happened. He appeared to be slowing, down, and then stop ... held there by the wind. After a bit, he started rising back up towards the 35th floor !!!
Finally, he floated up to the window, and guided himself back inside with his hands as flight surfaces !
"That was amazing!" said one of the by-standers. "How did you do that" he asked.
"Well, it's quite simple really. The air currents around these highrise buildings create alot of updrafts on a windy day, and I just rode one back up here. I do it all the time." he explained.
"Let me try!" said the other, and he leapt out of the window.
The rest looked down, and watched the fellow plummet to his death on the sidewalk below!
One bystander, looking on from a distance said "Superman ... you can be a real jerk when you are drunk!"
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2007-01-09 11:52:28
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answer #2
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answered by Jimmy Dean 3
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His sense of humor wasn't my first curiosity
2007-01-09 11:36:13
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answer #3
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answered by Suzy Q 2
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um, he is super MAN and more man then any thing out there cuz he can fly and save you from evil guys...and he isn't laughing...its serious business...so i would say no...no sense of humor
2007-01-09 11:39:48
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answer #4
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answered by kowalley 5
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Yes, he wears glow in the dark kyrptonite boxers when him and Lex Luthor share speical time together. HA HA HA
2007-01-09 11:38:33
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Well yeah he left his pregnant girlfriend on earth to find a dead planet, and when he came back he spent more time stalking Lois then fighting pedophiles and street gangs.
2007-01-09 11:37:33
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answered by Anonymous
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No, I don't.
But I have a super sense of smell, and you smell good.
2007-01-09 11:37:53
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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I think that's why everytime some one trys to kill him s/he fails to do so...
hahaha ... Superman is also supergay ;)
2007-01-09 11:37:08
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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He has to. He got it from all the corruption he has cleared up. Without it he would be just another guy who can fly.
2007-01-09 11:39:15
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answer #9
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answered by Samantha 4
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I preferred Batman.
2007-01-09 11:35:51
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answered by Anonymous
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