I made it up. A woman was experiencing immense pain in the middle of the night. For the pasts 9 months she had, but this time, it hurt a lot more and the time between the pain was shorter.
Immediately her husband drove her to the doctor. At the doctor's office, she was informed she was in labor.
After delivering her baby, the doctor turned back to the new parents and began to lecture them.
"How could you not know your wife was pregnant? How could you two only figure it out AFTER you go into labor!? Didn't you notice her eating twice the amount a normal person does? All the throwing up and sickness and pain? THE HUGE STOMACH?"
Cringing, the husband tried to explain.
"Oh, you don't understand, doctor. She's ALWAYS like that!"
2007-01-09 11:27:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It wasn't lmao funny. But I chuckled once.. Good Try!
2007-01-09 11:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by lilbitt_637 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny
but btw that really dose happen
a woman can go though a whole pregnancy and not even know she's pregnant.
A lady I know who was over weight(not obese) had her period though out her whole pregnancy and didn't even know she was pregnant till she was experiencing a lot of pain. she had no pregnancy symptems at all(no additional weight gain , no morning sickness, no movment of the baby) she had a 5 lb 6 oz girl who is perfect in evey way. cool or what!
2007-01-09 19:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,...this reminds me of a woman who used to live on my block. She was overwight, so i never knew she was pregnant till i saw her walking down teh street one day with a new baby.
2007-01-09 20:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by Kangri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i kinda laughed but i just had a baby 5 months ago so a little to close to home
2007-01-09 19:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by sadeyez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was kinda funny but not something to joke about
2007-01-09 19:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by strwberryshortcake_65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke! its especially better b/c you made it up! some made up jokes are a waste of time but yours was funny!!! good job!
2007-01-09 20:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's NOT a joke. It's a TRUE story
2007-01-09 19:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad keep trying
2007-01-09 19:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn;t very funny but i liked it
2007-01-09 19:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by jazzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-09 19:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋