A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" his wife demanded."I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
2007-01-09 10:57:24 · 9 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. My husband plays golf all the time. .........I'll kill him. LOL
2007-01-09 11:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 19:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, he must be pretty used to cheating on his wife since he seemed to know what to do right away! 8/10
2007-01-09 19:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard that one before but it's still funny
2007-01-09 19:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny, good job
2007-01-09 19:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh... ok was that a question?? but the joke was funny.. Thanks for the laugh lol
2007-01-09 19:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That sneaky son-of-a-gun!!!
2007-01-09 19:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY...
2007-01-09 19:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by ransdoll90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-09 19:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋