One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
2007-01-09 10:40:58 · 26 answers · asked by moneyman_0101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just bug out
2007-01-09 10:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister caught me smoking when I was 13. She told my mother. My mom wasn't happy and made me get rid of the fags and she made me get up really early on a Saturday and made me clean the whole house and didn't allow me to go out for like months. She never caught me drinking, but I got drunk for the first time when I was 15!
2016-05-23 00:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-09 10:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-09 10:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jumbo Baby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2007-01-09 10:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Neil h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...sweet!
8.2 stars out of 10
2007-01-09 10:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by Jacques 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
maybe it works sometimes
card counters use a similar strategy
2007-01-09 10:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's freaking awesome. I wanna try that some time. :D
2007-01-09 11:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by fill in the blanks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute very cute
2007-01-09 10:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by CamaroBoy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he he. 6/10. i hardly laughed
2007-01-09 10:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Adeline 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋