what are some funny yo mamma jokes that u've heard and some good "you might be a redneck if....."
2007-01-09 10:36:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you might be a redneck if your at a party, someone yells hoedown!, and your girlfriend hits the floor
you might be a redneck if You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
you might be a redneck If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
you might be a redneck if You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
you might be a redneck if You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
you might be a redneck if The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
you might be a redneck if Someone in your family says "Com'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
2007-01-09 10:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I love "Yo momma" jokes! The problem is, some people have problems with the content of the jokes. I know a lot but the ones that I remember are ...
Yo momma so dumb, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.*
Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo momma so ugly, your father brings her to work just so she doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mommas so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having three hundred pounds of crack.*
Yo mommas so dumb, she brings a ruler to bed to see how long she slept for.
Yo mommas so fat, her belly ring is a chandelier.
Yo mommas so old, she knew BUrger King when he was a Prince.*
Yo mommas so fat, she takes up both sides of the family.
... and so on, and so forth ...
2007-01-09 18:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Roxi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know a lot from the show Yo Mamma, but i forgot a lot of them. I remember some right now:
Yo Mamma's so fat that she's the one who causes earthquakes when she jumps.
Yo Mamma's so white that when she was in school she was marked absent.
Yo Mamma's so white she where's mittens when she eats white chocolate.
2007-01-09 19:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by MSS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if you've ever seen the TV show "Yo Momma", hosted by Wilmer Valderamma, but my favourite joke off of that show is:
Yo momma so old, even Ashton Kutcher wouldn't date her! Oh snap!
2007-01-09 18:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by Alannah! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so stupid when someone told her 2 do the robot r2 d2 got aids
2007-01-09 18:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat she sat on the St. Louis Arch and turned it into a McDonald's sign.
But lets get off the subject off mommas cause I just got off yours!
2007-01-09 18:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Thus Spoke the Night Spirit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl.
yo momma so fat she even makes somo wrestlers look good.
yo momma so black that she went to night school and got counted absent.
yo momma so black that she has to put a glove on when she eats a tootsie roll so she wouldnt eat her finger.
i got more but i just cant think of them. lol.
2007-01-09 18:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by rcheetah2004 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma's so lame she dj's for the icecream truck
:)
2007-01-09 18:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by love*pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat she make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mama is so fat... It took me two hours to download her picture off the 'net ...
2007-01-09 18:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if your front porch falls down and it kills more than three dogs.
2007-01-09 18:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋