Question to Ponder?

Question

1. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

2. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

3. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

4. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

6. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

8. What do people in China call their good plates?

9. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

10. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

11. What do you call male ballerinas?

12. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

13. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

14. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

16. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

17. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

19. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Answer 1

1. yes

2. Because you have to open your mouth to get your eyelid tight

3. No last names

4. are you DUMB OR DUMBER

5. cause the light bulb would freeze and crack

6. to use on frozen bread

7. Baby Cow

8. Chinet

9. Tragically, his father was eaten by a shark while trying to patch a hole in a boat. It would just be too painful

10. last time I was at Disney, I saw PLUTO walking on 2 legs(HAH!)

11. Bruce

12. only if they are sleeping with a seeing eye dog

13. credit card fraud

14. see 14

15. balls

16. mineral oil(you sick freak)

17. there's probably a female bacteria around

18. see 14

19. no comment

Answer 2

1. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
YES OF COURSE
2. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
NOT SURE.
3. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
THEY LIE TO YOU
4. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
NO YOU'D GET A DOG ****
5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
IF YOU OPEN BOTH THEN YOU CAN SEE IN BOTH
6. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD EAT IT . YOU DONT KNOW THEY WONT
7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
GOD MADE MAN TO HAVE COMMON SENSE
8. What do people in China call their good plates?
GOOD PLATE
9. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
SOMETIMES PEOPLE CANT SEE THE THINGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE
10. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
THAT IS HOW THE CARTOON WAS MADE
11. What do you call male ballerinas?
BALLERINOS
12. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO DREAM
13. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
HE DOESNT BUY IT. IT JUST DROPS ON HIM
14. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
THEY WANT TO
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
HARD
16. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
OILS
17. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
YES HE SHOULD BE WALKING WITH HIS WOMAN
18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
YOU DONT HAVE TO TOUCH IT. YOU CHOOSE TO
19. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
HE NEEDS FRESH AIR, NOT BAD BREATH

Answer 3

1. No
2. It's harder to blink with your mouth open.
3.You lie about your first name ( everyones name is Bob)
4.Yes and if you mate a Jack Russell with a Shitzu you get Jack $hit.
5.My freezer has a light. (it's a Frigidaire)
6.Well stop using that setting!
7.Don't know but I bet they were kinky!
8.Not made in America.
9.Too easy. He's a Scientist for cryin' out loud!
10.Pluto is a pet. Goofy is not.
11.Someone who looks fabulous in tights!
12.Yes they Dream. As for seeing them I do not know.
13.He likes to do things the hard way. He's a male after all you know.
14.Because if you called them a Brokehim it might scare all the clients away!
15.Way to friggin' hard!
16.Johnson & Johnson!
17.Of course he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18.Because it's something tangible and we are stupid!
19.Smells better hangin' out a window! Yuck human breath!

Answer 4

Just answering number one, legally you do own land all the way to the center of the earth.

Answer 5

whats up- i'm Mormon, also customary for marriages, haha. i imagine about what i favor out of marriage and what I anticipate lots. i'm in a Strengthening Marriage and relatives class at college and that i love it- it somewhat helps and explains lots.

Answer 6

lol - there is no answer to #2. i've tried before, its so hard not to keep my month open.

my favorites #'s are:3,4,6,7,8,9,11,13, and 17

the rest i've heard before.

:)

Answer 7

1,3,5,6,7,8,9,10,13,14,16,18,19
hahaha LMMFAO!
2- that one is a mystery to me
4-probably
11-saucy
12-no
15-testicles
17-?????????
thanx for the laugh.... i needed that

Answer 8

wow my brain hurts...

Answer 9

thats really funny!!!!

Answer 10

very funny!!!!!!!!!