My camel was accidentally shot by some soldiers who thought he looked like a terrorist. But my camel is not a terrorist and now I have no camel. What can I do?
2007-01-09 10:32:43 · 16 answers · asked by Yogiman 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Approach the soldiers and request that they buy you a new camel, and if you have a job then take a week off for bereavement, asking the soldiers to compensate for the weeks wage you will not receive because you are so traumatised by the death of your camel.
My most sincere apologies and best wishes.
2007-01-09 10:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off it is your responsibility to dress your camel in such a manner that no man could mistake him/her for a terrorist! This upsets me that you did not think enough of that animal to protect him/her from being assassinated.However forgiving your ignorance we the United States of America are prepared to offer you a once in a life time deal!!!!!!!!Given the age of your camel we must deduct some due to depreciation also the fact you were in a combat zone some liability falls on you so that will not me 100% covered.Anyway after doing the math we feel you owe us a goat,3 rabbits and a partridge in a olive tree.
Sign George W. Busshyman
2007-01-09 18:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that Camel non filter, or Camel filters.
If you are talking Camel filters, then there is nothing that can be done for you, nobody cares.
If however you are talking Camel NON Filters, then we have a fatwa, and a global jihad on our hands.
Please confirm the status of the filter ASAP as my a ss wants revenge for my camel.
2007-01-09 21:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are u one of those soldiers who is ******* camels and u went to far .. and killed the poor camel
2007-01-09 19:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy another Camel
2007-01-09 18:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by BRITS OUT 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps your camel belonged to a secret terrorist cell and
you were simply not aware of it ??
Camels are very very sneaky creatures...
2007-01-09 18:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Damn, they got your camel too? You have my sympathy - soldiers thought my camel was a communications outpost and got annoyed when it turned out they couldn't use him to radio HQ...and...well, you can guess the rest.
2007-01-09 18:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tom A 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have sex with your friends camel
2007-01-09 18:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by obnoxioustroll5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get one from the Camelot.
2007-01-09 18:42:51 · answer #9 · answered by CaseyTheDog 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have same problem they have arrested my cat on a suspicion of terrorist activity the other day now they won't even let me see him....I am surprised they haven't arrested my baggies as well...
2007-01-09 19:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by DejaVu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋