2007-01-09 10:25:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he stays up all night
lucky you
2007-01-09 10:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When morning comes, the television is still on; the newspapers are scattered around the floor, the CD player is playing a song; the light is on in the garage;
the electric guitar is plugged in and the amplifier is turned on; crossword puzzles are on the kitchen table; mustard, catsup, mayonnaise, pickles, bread, and lunch meat are all on the table; empty beer cans are all over next to the recliner; two half eaten sandwiches are on the table next to the recliner; Playboy magazines are in the bathroom; Car magazines are on floor next to the couch….
and he is passed out on the couch.
2007-01-10 02:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men don't have insomnia! Women do and you males are keeping US up all night with your snoring!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-09 19:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos he's washed the car
2007-01-09 18:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r suppose to give the answer so we can rate it and tell u if it is funny
2007-01-09 18:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when he can't sleep with a light on, as opposed to sleeping with a hard on
2007-01-09 18:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He keeps waking you up all night.
2007-01-09 18:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by Slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He´s watching TV......
2007-01-09 18:38:50 · answer #8 · answered by J Lo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when he plays with himself
2007-01-09 18:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he's reading these jokes at midnight
2007-01-09 19:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋