Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Why are things typed up but written down?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
2007-01-09 10:22:33 · 17 answers · asked by lilly s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why does goofy talk and wear clothes and pluto is on a leash?
2007-01-09 10:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
DONT YOU KNOW THE EGGS HAVE CANDY IN THEM?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
NO ONE SHOULD DIE
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
NO HE DIDNT HAVE SPOONS. HAVENT YOU EVER WATCHED THE CARTOON?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
YOU SEE YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
BECAUSE IT IS FUN TO
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
RABBITS ARENT SUPPOSED TO EAT KIDS CEREAL.
Why are things typed up but written down?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK UP WHEN YOU TYPE AND LOOK DOWN WHEN YOU WRITE
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
JUST A COUPLE THOUSAND
2007-01-13 18:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 the Easter bunny carries eggs to lay out for kids to find
2.1 year . it is from an aging process / medical term I am not sure of..
3.Winnie is not human .
4.you see night vision shadows and dark light
5. because driveways are smaller and more narrow than parkways and drive ways are designed for homes.
6.Trix is for kids because it is too sweet for rabbits/animals
7.written down you are placing the paper down to write on. typing ...the paper is up/
8. licks it took me 33....
2007-01-09 18:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easter bunnies stole eggs.
you die every min. after u are born.
winnie has cravings, he sometimes uses spoons.
everythig is green. mirrors dont need light. u need lights to see it.
both are parking spots duh!
colorful full of sugar? adults usally focus on good breakfest.
u look up, u look down.
depends on how much saliva and how big ur tongue is.
2007-01-09 18:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by nic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lick my honey wowowowoowo!
2007-01-09 18:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO many questions in one.. yet, I do not have any of these answers... i wish I knew but I dont think anybody has an answer...... you are funny!....
2007-01-09 18:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so you've asked the stupid ones...when do you give us the funny questions?
2007-01-09 18:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots of good ?s and someone knows the answer to the last one
2007-01-09 18:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i see the stupid but not the funny
2007-01-09 18:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by laura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
^^^^^^^^ omfg!!! i havent even thought of that !!!@#!@!#!$#$!
o m g <3 i dont know.....
2007-01-09 18:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by Olivia L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋