Doctor sits him down and says, "I'm very sorry sir, but you have HAGS".
"HAGS?", replies the man, "What the hell is that?"
"Well, it's herpes, AIDS, ghonnerea and shyphilis" the doc tells him.
"So what are you going to do?", queries the bloke anxiously.
"Well, we're going to lock you in a room and feed you a diet of kippers, pizza and waffles", explains the doctor.
"And will that cure me?"
The doc replies, "No, it's the only thing we can fit under the door"
2007-01-09 10:01:01 · 9 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
been there done that
O.K
I am only joking
really 10/10
2007-01-09 10:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless!10?10!
2007-01-09 10:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2015-09-24 22:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sammi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok 5/10
2007-01-09 10:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His mate goes to the same clinic and the doc says 'you've got the clap.' The man says'B.bbut that's impossible,I'm still a virgin,
I've never even petted with a girl(or man for that matter).
'Tell me then ' asked the doctor..'Do you masturbate?'
'Err...yes,why?'
'Do you do it quickly or slowly?'
'Erm..slowly,why?'
I know what you've got...you've got... THE SLOW HAND CLAP!
2007-01-09 10:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well go on then 9 0utta 10 for effort.
2007-01-09 10:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 best one so far tonight lol
2007-01-09 10:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
similar to the one who was diagnosed with AIDS and was told to eat chillis, curries & drink plenty of real ale - "will it cure me" he asked, "no" replied the doctor, "but it will remind you of what your ar$e should be used for".
2007-01-09 19:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol no bad pal
2007-01-09 11:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by x samantha x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-09 10:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋