on holiday one year my husband and myself entered in to the holiday camp game show thing which happened to be MR and Mrs.
First they asked me 3 questions while he was out the room and then it was my turn
I had to go into a back room wearing earphones so i couldn't hear his answers, They brought me out onto the stage after he had answered all 3 questions
Now then said the compare. We asked your man 3 questions you have to match the answers to win..He answered all your 3 correct and now you have to do the same.
There was a hush around the room. 500 hundred people including the kids were all waiting to see if we were going to win.
"What" said the compare "colour knickers are you wearing"
black i said,, yahooo thats correct, thats what your man said..
What did you have for breakfast this mornin?
eggs.lightly boiled...yippe said the compare. and thats what your man said. one more to win..
What is the most embarrassing place you have had sex.
Husband unbeknown to me said.
2007-01-09 09:52:49 · 6 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in her Dads garage.
i came out and as the room fell silent i replied
up me bum......
2007-01-09 09:53:27 · update #1
peter d i wouldn't dig you up...and i was kind about your old joke with the x on the sheep. well spin.....
2007-01-09 11:30:21 · update #2
Up me bum? in skegness?! That's got to be a winner! Give the woman a prize!!
2007-01-09 09:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops as i have said before 1/2 inch and your in it 10/10
2007-01-09 10:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
new one to me chris w bet that was her most embarrassing moment as well 10/10
2007-01-09 18:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan...... made me have a big smile though 10 / 10
2007-01-09 18:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny. I've heard it but a different variation.
2007-01-09 09:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another old one you dug up
2007-01-09 11:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋