why does superman stop bullets with his chest"yet duck when a gun is thrown at him that fired the bullets at his chest?"and why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"and who was the idiot who put the "S"in lisp?"and why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"and how is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out,it would be a good idea to put wheels on our luggage?"and we know how fast the speed of light is"so whats the speed of dark?"
2007-01-09 09:38:39 · 18 answers · asked by blu.boy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know I asked God what a minute was like to him and he said a million years. Then I asked him what a million dollars is like to him? He said a penny.
I then asked God if I could have a penny. He said sure, give me a minute.
2007-01-09 09:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could travel the speed of light in your car and you then turned the lights on, would they work?
Why do we DRIVE on a parkway and PARK in a driveway?
If it doesn't matter who wins the game and it's all suppose to be just for fun, why do we keep score?
If 12 is a dozen, why is a baker's dozen 13?
Why can we see a liquid going into the invisible man's body and we never see it when it comes out?
If the perfect woman, the perfect man and Santa Claus were driving down the road and crashed, who would survive? Well, since there no such thing as a perfect man or Santa Claus the only survivor would have to be the perfect woman. But if she was the only survivor and the other two didn't exist then she had to be driving. So if she was the driver and had a crash how could she be perfect. 8~)
2007-01-09 09:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by Average Joe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly - Superman. He can stop bullets with his chest but if he stops the gun with his head he'll get a headache.
Kamikaze Pilots - Helmets hold the face mask in place so they can breathe whilst flying to their untimely deaths
S in lisp - Otherwise it would be lip and that already means something
Sterilized needles - god knows on that one, thats just stupid
Wheels on luggage- maybe it took NASA a while to get into the luggage business
Speed of dark - light travels, dark doesn't, so 0.00m/s
2007-01-09 09:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by adriantheace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good questions!! heres some more..
How do spaceships dodge laser beams? Is the speed of gray half the speed of light and dark?
How come we can travel to the moon and not get lost, but we lose our mail travelling only a few hundred miles.? AND ..Why do you look like whome when he was young?
2007-01-09 09:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live on curiosities. If I were a cat, these curiosities would've killed me a loooooong time ago.
Why is it we pronounce Kansas with the 's' at the end, but it's silent when we add Ark to the beginning of it?
2007-01-09 09:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by Heyjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha this sounds like questions off of a myspace bulliten....anyway. Superman is a weirdo =]
2007-01-09 09:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by purrdy_blue_eyez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know the speed of dark : 0 m/s!
2007-01-09 09:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mira Bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all these are valid questions that have answers that come up dumb. maybe there aren't any answers that deal these questions. most people would say the same thing you are saying and that is, "WHY?"
WHY would you wonder about something that is so dumb
WHY do you have so much time on your hands to think about these questions
WHY ask WHY
2007-01-09 09:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by Malik V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do bagels have holes in them? The cream cheese just drops through the middle.
2007-01-09 09:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Created A Madman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the time...all the time. I mean if I was a kamikaze, I'd be more concerned about if i were wearing clean underwear
2007-01-09 09:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋