Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my garden shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told that there was no-one in my area to help. They would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later, I called again, "Hello", I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to worry now, because I've shot them".
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said, "I thought you said you'd shot them", to which I replied, "I thought you said there was no-one available".
2007-01-09 09:31:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so true good joke on the police who were on a tea break shame
2007-01-09 09:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! So funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 17:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Nice one...If they had got away you could have said they were speeding down the road...they would soon be after them.
2007-01-09 17:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a cool joke, almost forgot about that joke, if i could give stars, it'd be 10, so i'll just give a thumbs up instead
2007-01-09 17:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by Frank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH I LOVE IT! thats the best ever thing i read on this site lol..gonna tell al my work mates tommorow!
2007-01-09 17:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by bwareofthedark 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny only sadly very true
2007-01-09 17:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even as a Joke this is soooo true....
2007-01-09 17:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Calling FIRE will get everyone's attention quickest.
2007-01-09 22:58:25 · answer #8 · answered by warp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol cool thing to try..
2007-01-09 18:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok, 3/10
2007-01-09 17:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋