What should you do if you find a goblin in your shed?

Question

HELP???

Answer 1

I would be honoured and tell the goblin I like diversity and would say that the welcome mat is always open.
If the Goblin is willing I would appreciate help keeping the atmosphere clear of negativity and those bumpers and thumpers who intend harm!
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

Ew. Call the exterminators. If you can't afford that or are against killing it, get a humane trap and put some rotting flesh inside as bait. Eventually it will have to come out to eat and get stuck in the trap. While it's stuck, board up the opening it used to enter and spray goblin repellant on it. Then transport the trap to the local goblin shelter or off in the woods (at least 50 miles from your home, or it will come back). Be very careful not to touch it. Wear protective gloves and goggles at all times while within 10 feet of the goblin.

Answer 3

run around the shed three times, otherwise it is bad luck, and say "mr goblin, mr goblin, have some goblin pie". You must offer him your hospitality and a cup of tea, and in return he will grant you three wishes. A goblin always returns you know.

Answer 4

If he is sitting with his head in his hands make sure he is a goblin and its not just a headache

Answer 5

Dont tell anyone, they`ll think ur mad!! Love cufty mcdades answer! Just hope said goblin don`t need a dentist!

Answer 6

If it's a Goblin Teasmaid, invite her in.

Answer 7

Phone the National Elf Service.

Answer 8

call g.p.s goblin patrol service 1 800 555 6660

Answer 9

Substitute 'fairy' for goblin and you may find this interesting:

Old Mary and the Fairy:

Mary was getting on in years and everything, her old cottage, the furniture and indeed herself were all falling apart. The thatch on the roof was rotten and falling in, the furniture had woodworm and was in bits, and there was no money left to do anything about her problems. Her old tomcat, which had the mange, was sitting in front of the fire when the flames began to go out. Mary dragged herself up from the broken chair on which she was sitting and went out to the back yard to get some firewood. As she rounded the corner, lo and behold, there he sat, on the woodpile, as bold as brass, with his back to her, a Leprechaun. She silently sneaked up and grabbed him. ‘I’ve caught you, I’ve caught you. I want me three wishes’ cried Mary. ‘You can have them’ said the fairy ‘before you strangle me to death, what’s your first one’. ‘I want to live in comfort for the rest of me life’ said Mary. ‘Done’ said he and in the twinkling of an eye, the old house was transformed into a beautiful new bungalow with a fine slate roof, new furniture and carpets, with all modern conveniences provided. Inside, a large oak table appeared which was completely covered with gold sovereigns. ‘What’s next he asked. ‘I want to be young and beautiful again’ said Mary. ‘Done’ he said and again in the twinkling of an eye, she was transformed into a beauty of 18 with hair and skin as fine as they had been when she was in her prime. She wore beautiful clothes and fine jewels. ‘Come on, come on’ said the fairy, ‘I haven’t all day. What’s your last wish’. Mary paused a while then said ‘I want a fine young man’. ‘Granted’ the fairy said and as he clicked his little fingers, the old cat turned into a very handsome young man of 19 with lovely long blonde hair and strong rippling muscles. The fairy disappeared and Mary said to her new man ‘Come over here and give me a big kiss and cuddle’. This he did with all the passion of a Casanova. ‘Whisper something nice in me ear’ panted Mary. He leaned over and whispered to her ‘I bet you will be sorry now that you took me to the vets’.
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Answer 10

Id pretend it was my baby in a pram then people would pretend to think it was sweet but feel sorry 4 me having an ugly baby.