there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head they were all stranded on an island so the brunette jumped in the water and swam 1 mi, 4miles, 7 miles, 14 mi and so on but then she got tired and drown so then the red head does the same and drowns then the blonde did the same but went like 40 something miles but then she could see shore like 1 mile away but since she got tired she started to swim back to the island.
2007-01-09 09:08:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7/10
a blonde, brunette and readhead where stranded on an island, but one of them finds a lamp. Sure enough, as in all jokes, there is a genie in the lamp. Well, the genie does some quick math and decides, 3 wishes /3 people=1 wish per person. (the genie is very smart you see.) so, the redhead says "I want to be back home again" and whoosh, she is swept off the island and home. The brunette says "I also want to go home" so Whoosh, she is swept back home.
Finally, the genie turns to the blonde, and says "whats your wish". The blonde thinks for a moment, and says. "well, I am rather lonely, I do wish my 2 friends who just left would come back here with me"
2007-01-09 09:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
Try this one....
A blonde was driving down a highway next to wheat field when she spotted another blonde in the middle of the field in a boat rowing north through the dirt.
She stopped the car, got out and walked to the edge of the field.
"Stop what you are doing right now! You look like an idiot! You make blonde's look so stupid! Stop making us look bad or I'll SWIM OUT THERE and kick your ***!"
2007-01-09 17:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Elwanda B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try this.
A blonde girl was getting on a horse. She got on the horse and it started going crazy. Then Bob, the Walmart manager, came to turn of the electronic horse.
2007-01-09 17:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm basically in love with blonde jokes!! I think they're hilarious especially because I'm a blonde and it sometimes takes me a while to understand why everyone else is laughing...
2007-01-09 17:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jaclyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-09 17:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo
2007-01-09 17:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by haditwithpc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
why was the monitor all full of witeout? cuz a blonde was using it :)
2007-01-09 17:13:02 · answer #7 · answered by mari 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it.lol..stupid blonde.....Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?............She heard the drinks were on the house.....
2007-01-09 17:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke and it's pretty retarded. Maybe something like:
"Blondes are dumb , everyone isnt!"
2007-01-09 17:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by voliminal_maggot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!
wait a second - just have to zip up my split sides
2007-01-09 17:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋