An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting
into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to
get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and
out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St.
Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"
What do you think, funny?
God Bless You
2007-01-09 08:46:01 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's cute. Sounds like me when I was young.....
2007-01-09 08:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by michael l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2007-01-09 16:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
according to some faiths
1. believe in god
2. work as believer
3. guide others to believe in god
4. be patient
God Bless You too
2007-01-09 17:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by hado 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad to see a mother encourage schizoid delusional mental disorder in her own son.
Ramen !
2007-01-09 16:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice well if you believe in God then you will automatically "have a ticket in"
2007-01-09 16:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by Need Advice? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
die while having a good dream
2007-01-09 16:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by Black Atheist 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋