A policeman is absolutely stunned to see a blonde knitting as she is driving. Near blind with fury he draws along side her and yells to her:
"PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yells back," IT'S A SCARF!"
2007-01-09 08:14:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Too funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 08:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in college we had "vidal" night and all highlighted each other's hair. when my blonde bf opened her color kit, she said "oh look, i got a defective kit...it has 2 left gloves".
she gets offended when we remind her...she said anyone could have made that mistake.
2007-01-09 08:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by ... 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whyd the blonde jump off the building
To see if her maxi pad really had wings.
=D
better than yours.
fo shizzle.
2007-01-09 08:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute ....
What do you call a blonde with an IQ?
A golden retriever.
2007-01-09 08:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Orla C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i did tell granny to stop doing that that she would get stopped for it 9/10
2007-01-09 08:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes buy themselves a horse each.
they get them home and they are presented with a problem.
first one says ''how will we tell them apart?''
second one says ''i dunno let's think and wichever the best idea is we'll do that''
-''OK then''
20 minutes later...
-''ok i've thought the perfect way.
-''which?''
-we cut the tail off of one and leave it on the other.''
-ok good idea but...
-what?
-which one shall we cut the tail off of?? the black one or the white one??
......
2007-01-09 08:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ah good old blonds they always make me laugh
2007-01-09 09:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what's your question?
maybe you wanted to see if we laugh. hm... not really. at the first sight, it's funny, but, hello! you can't judge people only by the color of their hair. that's one of the reasons i don't like this kind of jokes.
although many blondes are acting so stupid...
2007-01-09 08:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by ilovephotographyandmusic 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats pretty old , but as good as som e of mine
2007-01-09 10:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No knitting !
2007-01-09 08:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋