If i go out on my sunbed after midnight.......will i get a Dark Tan?
2007-01-09 07:49:23 · 20 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this a riddle? ...and the cow jumped over the moon. Perhaps a code name to something, hmmm. Love your ID. James Bond fan? Me too. Maybe I should change mine to P*ssy Galore?
2007-01-09 07:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Rosepetal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
You will still go orange like the rest of the deluded fools who think that going on a sunbed makes them look as if they've been able to afford a holiday.
2007-01-09 15:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it's a bit like Cinderella only u'll turn the colour of a pumpkin if u use it after midnight.
2007-01-09 16:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by louisem28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u go outside in the dark, will u get a moon tan?? lol
2007-01-09 15:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better be careful to put on the moon block before you lay out too long, you don't want to get too pale.
2007-01-09 15:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by jammydodger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surely your name should read...."man with the golden tan"
The dark tan only works south of the equator when standing on one leg shouting EH! EH! EH! with your thumb in your ear
Keep 'em coming, they brighten up my day!
2007-01-09 15:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by 47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thats a black and tan (Thats a drink in UK if anyone offended)
2007-01-09 15:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to see a doctor
2007-01-09 19:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You'll get a tan.
2007-01-09 16:09:09 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah dont turn the lights on and it will look even darker
But only til the sun rises though?!?!?!?!?!?!?
2007-01-09 15:54:39 · answer #10 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋