You weren't a REAL Atheist/Wiccan/Muslim. You need to stop saying that you "converted from" Atheism/Wicca/Islam because you were never a part of it in the first place. If you HAD really accepted the true way of Atheism/Wicca/Islam then you could never have turned away from it. The only reason you're a Christian now is because you couldn't wrap your mind around the TRUE and AWESOME wisdom of Atheism/Wicca/Islam.
Maybe one day you'll realize how wrong you are and you'll COME BACK to the truth of Atheism/Wicca/Islam. I'm not sure how you'll "COME BACK" since you were never really one of us in the first place, but that's just one of the mysteries of Science/Goddess/Allah.
As proof I offer the following verses from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm not going to quote the verses, I'm just going to leave the reference and you can do the work of looking them up and figuring out what they mean on your own dime. On second thought, just read the whole book.
/sarcasm
2007-01-09 07:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Laptop Jesus, I laughed so hard that my cat jumped off my lap and is now glaring at me from safely on top of the TV.
2007-01-09 07:49:38 · update #1
Jewish Girl, I'm going to assume you're agreeing with me since I'm being sarcastic towards the Christians who are saying that it's impossible to be an ex-Christian. I even put "/sarcasm" in my message to make it easy on everyone. See? :)
2007-01-09 07:51:04 · update #2
RAmen.
And the "N*SYNC Corrallary" to that rule. If you were ever a fan of a "Boy Band" and have since developed "taste" - it does not matter. You cannot *really* change, and so in your heart-of-hearts, deep down in the dark places, you still Mmmmbop.
2007-01-09 07:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here here! It's much like the girl who posts to any Wiccan question with the bull she made up about "used to be Wiccan" until her friend levitated a car, and accidently killed himself.
What a load of crap.
have a GREAT day.
2007-01-09 16:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by AmyB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somehow their beliefs are invalidated simply because they changed their minds? so all of the people who used to believe the world was flat didn't REALLY start to believe the world was round, simply because they started out with a different belief?
EDIT
okay, my bad. i missed the sarcasm disclaimer.
2007-01-09 15:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Religion in a nutshell. XD
2007-01-09 15:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have converted from Christianity.
2007-01-09 15:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree.
Everyone is a Christian.
Most of you just haven't figured it out yet.
2007-01-09 15:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Well, you sound just like my mother! ;-)
2007-01-09 16:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by agneisq 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
get a life.you are talking to much crap.
2007-01-09 15:45:57 · answer #8 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋