Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."
"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."
Eve said, "A man! What's that?"
"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. And he'll be fun in bed."
"Sounds great!" said Eve.
"Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."
2007-01-09 07:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nuttin'fa I KNOW ADAM WAS CREATED FIRST! IT'S A
(JOKE?!)
2007-01-09 07:39:58 · update #1
Ha ha! Good one!
2007-01-09 07:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-09 15:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by kathernva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam was created first! Eve came from Adam's rib. They had 3 sons, Cain, Abel and Seth.
2007-01-09 15:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by nuttin'fancy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol u know it girl! even though im buddhist (which is a non-theistic religion) i still find that funny. it so defines a mans superiority complex.
2007-01-09 18:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhehehe!!! A definite cracker!! You go girl!!! I love your jokes.
2007-01-09 15:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS CUTE. NUTTNFA YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE JOKE. MEN ALWAYS WANT TO THINK THEY'RE SUPERIOR BUT THEY'RE NOT WE ARE
2007-01-13 15:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!!!
2007-01-09 15:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Pre_T_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
i loved this one
2007-01-09 15:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by glamorous B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny! LMAO!
2007-01-09 15:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by genie3000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's okay...
2007-01-09 15:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋