There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."
So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said, "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman.
2007-01-09 07:13:45 · 15 answers · asked by ,,,,,,, 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww i'm sorry paul if i offended you
2007-01-09 07:20:55 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 07:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you said it wrong it goes like this:
There were three women who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first girl said, " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter."
So God made her 100 times smarter.
The second girl said, "I want to be better than that girl, make me 1000 times smarter."So God made her 1000 times smarter.
The last girl decided she would be the best. So he said, "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made her a chimp.
What's to be learned, if god offers you that just say I want to be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and you have a high chance of being turned into a man.
I would like to state that I am not a sexist, and that this was a joke so I ask please stop it with the sexism even if they are jokes, cause if that is the direction you want to go I know many jokes about women. If you ask for respect from us, then please respect us.
2007-01-09 07:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-01-09 07:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ooo good one! if i get a boyfriend, that is the first joke i tell him!!! See dudes! just layin' down da rules!
2007-01-09 07:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by tz 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Right on the money! hehehe
2007-01-09 07:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by lovin' life 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Innit, tho.
2007-01-09 07:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by zman123 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-01-09 07:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Zack 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
So true. Lmao!
2007-01-09 08:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heehee
2007-01-09 07:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Cool Jay 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is it! We are THROUGH!!!
2007-01-09 07:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋