well i reckon if u take ur false teeth out and suck his balls out through his nob he`ll love u for life! :)
2007-01-11 00:52:58
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answered by groundhog 3
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Do you know this guy or just admire him from afar? How do you know his girlfriend treats him badly and that he will leave her if you look better? What do you have to offer that she doesn't?Why are you following him home? You say he's gorgeous, but why would you want to steal him from his girlfriend when you know nothing else about him? It sounds like you are living in fantasy land.
The truth is that you have had seven kids and four husbands. It sounds like you have a self-esteem issue and a real need to be wanted by someone who is probably unattainable. It's okay to have crushes, but yours borders stalking.
If you are unhappy with your image, then try and change it. But, don't do it to get a man that you probably will never get. Do it for YOU!!! Get some sleep, get in shape, develop interests. Figure out what you have to offer a man. Figure out what qualities you want in a man other than him being gorgeous. Focus on available men and not ones already in relationships. I really doubt you want another failed marriage. I really do wish you luck and hope that you find happiness.
2007-01-09 07:05:53
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answered by Swim Mom 4
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start by joining a gym. It will make you feel better and more confident about buying some new, sexy clothes. Go for things for your age, but not frumpy. Don't go OTT and only wear subtle yet fresh make up. Show your personality through it all.
Secondly, have a holiday on your own away from the kids. Is there anyone who can look after them? You will view life differently, you need a break.
You can't make stealing a girlfriend from your crush a target. He has to want to leave her and he won't necessarily do that just coz you look good. Even when/if he does leave her, he won't jump straight into your arms, unless it's rebound and do you want that? Start with YOU and when you feel better, try again and assess his situation. Looking good comes from the inside, after all one day a bloke will see you without make up.
2007-01-09 07:19:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Hire a van for the day, you'll also need some masking tape, rope and a bottle of Chloroform...
When he's in a quiet place give him the Chloroform, chuck him in the back of the van tie him up etc, put him in the attic or basement of your house and he's all yours...
Enjoy!
2007-01-09 07:13:44
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answered by Fu Manchu 4
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...he is not your man...he has a girlfriend and it is up to him if he allows here to treat him badly...you don't know what goes on behind closed doors...getting 'your man' by stealing him of another woman is not on...cheaters never prosper and it will come back to haunt ya....get yourself in shape..so you are happy with how you look...and find a singleton....
2007-01-09 07:13:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Ha ha this is hilarious...you follow him home?? I suggest you save up your giro and get some cosmetic surgery.
2007-01-09 07:08:09
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answered by Yaz 2
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put on more weight hes bound 2 notice u plodding down the street accidentally trip on him n get down 2 business!!!
2007-01-09 07:17:11
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answered by dellyboppers 2
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Start by putting the kids into care.
2007-01-09 07:06:36
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answered by Anonymous
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dont stalk him. just let him get to no the real you, dont be someone your not, cause if you do get him, he'll probally run when he finds out who you really are. he's gotta like you for who you are.
2007-01-09 07:08:39
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answered by riverratttt47w 1
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i'm will go out on a limb and say you are full of sh!t-BUT that is the funniest avitar i've seen in awhile-lmao!
2007-01-09 07:51:15
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answered by lkrhtr70 4
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