2007-01-09 06:58:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
SAURON!!!! I missed you.
If you convert to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, or Pastafarianism for short, you will get all the free beer and all the strippers you could ever want when you go to the big pasta bowl in the sky.
I'm sure the FSM could work a deal for you that includes waffles!
2007-01-09 07:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, come join me in prayer at the Church of the Whole Wheat Waffle and Sausage storefront this weekend in Sugar Maple, Maine. You'll love us, we're sweet, and full of family tradition and coffee.
2007-01-09 15:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by justa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Convert to Christianity and you can listen to a cleric waffling crap every Sunday.
2007-01-09 15:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Waffles? Sign me up!
2007-01-09 15:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe.
it depends on if you donate $$$ to my church
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well i love waffles but it's not my religion. I think I will charge people $$ in my religion to eat my waffles
2007-01-17 05:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by mark [mjimih] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no interesting response other than I just snarfed my coffee all over my desk. You and Zero keep me in stitches.
2007-01-16 20:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by tmiller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My religion only gives out free donuts----can we work together or what? :)
2007-01-09 15:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by MamaCat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i wouln't choose u.. but if u convert to my religion... u will have to reward me for my selection and patience :)
2007-01-09 15:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You will get to eat crackers with wine.
2007-01-09 14:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you will still have to look after your own needs but you can look forward to heaven in the afterlife.
2007-01-09 15:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋