A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
2007-01-09 06:14:41 · 15 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny! ha ha
2007-01-09 06:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he wasn't handed the broom he ran back to his mother. " YOU LIED"
2007-01-09 14:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by thomas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THats cute kids always say the darnest things!
bye :o)
2007-01-09 14:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice. i needed a laugh today =D
2007-01-09 15:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by ayyyoooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-09 14:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by short 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's real funny great job lol
2007-01-09 15:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol. thats pretty funny. never heard that one before. :)
2007-01-09 14:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! That's cute!!! I'll have to remember that....
2007-01-09 14:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, who told u that
2007-01-09 14:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by yamahaqi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute =)
2007-01-09 14:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋