What in your opinion would be the worst//funniest thing to say after sex?
2007-01-09 05:40:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my husbands home
2007-01-09 05:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Do you smell burnt rubber?
2. Wow....do you do fisting?
3. now i KNOW, that wasnt your first time. (wink)
4. Do you like kids?
5. Im itchy all the sudden
6. Your on birth control right?
7. Wow your way better than your friend was
8. Your sister is better
9. Your better than your sister
10. Another one bites the dust
11. (light a ciggarette and take a puff and then say) Nah, i dont need one this time.
12. Whens the last time you got tested?
13. Wow my friend was WRONG!
2007-01-09 05:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Irish ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Thanks much, Mom.
2. My penis drips.
3. Where's my diaper?
4. I have AIDS.
5. Is that infected?
6. What just happened?
7. That was horrible.
8. Want the condom?
9. Just like Daddy...
10. Are you gay?
11. You are ugly.
12. I just farted.
13. What, that's all?
14. Never again, b*tch!
15. Next time, masturbate.
16. Where's my money?
2007-01-09 06:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Worst: Did it break?
Funniest: Where's the beef?
2007-01-09 05:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where am I?
I peed inside.
Like George Bush!
One last slut.
Thanks Mommy.
Beer, Sandwich, NOW.
The Father, Son, and Holy spirit...
Your AIDS now!
So,... Beth, right?
2007-01-09 05:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kren777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's cooking fish
Is that Salmon
2007-01-09 05:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Patrick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
her = your supposed to tame my cloths off first
that was a waist of time
are you going to start
can i do you now i will show you how it is done
her =you can stick it in now.
him =i am in
him= where is you hole
him = help i fallin in and cant get out
2007-01-09 05:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Jim Carrey's character says in "Liar, Liar"
"I've had better"
2007-01-09 05:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about that
or
Thanks gotta go
2007-01-09 06:01:13 · answer #9 · answered by BluLizard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love You.
2007-01-09 06:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I GIVE YOU LIFE" in the form of Charlton Heston Ten Commandments style.
2007-01-09 05:45:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋