2007-01-09 05:04:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. You wear gloves all the time, to hide the scars.
2. Your mom keeps yelling at you to stop turning the shower water into wine (albeit a good vintage).
3. Watching "The Passion of the Christ" causes massive amounts of deja vu.
4. Your own people still don't accept you.
5. Every time you go in the water, doves fly into the air and you hear a massive booming voice talking about how great you are.
6. No one understands the simplest things you tell them.
7. You like to go around humming Christmas songs, only substituting personal pronouns where the name "Jesus" should go.
8. You think you're God, and so do others.
9. Sick people follow you all over town, begging for medical treatment, although you've never even played a doctor on TV.
10. You can't sleep at night, due to the light from the halo over your head.
11. Your mom thinks she's Mary.
12. Your parents still talk about how, when you were born, a bunch of foreigners sent you impractical gifts, and a farming community showed up at the hospital to pay homage.
13. No matter what happens, you continue to look on the bright side of life.
2007-01-09 05:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jennywocky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its dangerous to seriously think such things. Focus on this life. There is no way to know if we actually did live before this life. Making the assumption that you have lived in past lives can cause one to become seriously disillusioned.
2007-01-09 13:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!!
believe me you were not jesus in past life becuase there is no past life, you have been given only one life that you are living now, and once you die, you will be dead forever !!!
2007-01-09 13:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is imposible, sence first incarnation is a lie of Satan, second Jesus rose from the grave and is no longer dead and third He is inthroned in heaven.
2007-01-09 13:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by JesusFreak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a helicopter take you out to the middle of an ocean and drop you. If you cannot walk on water odds are you are not.
2007-01-09 13:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by smgray99 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you see emptiness directly for the first time. Allegedly you get to see all your past lives because the concepts of time and so on fall away.
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2007-01-09 13:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would know the answer to that question?
May GOD Bless You
2007-01-09 13:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best question I've seen yet.
2007-01-09 13:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by mullah robertson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trumpets would already have blown... you aren't
2007-01-09 13:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stigmata comes easy to you
2007-01-09 13:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋