A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a Boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my Bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me Feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, And there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
2007-01-09 05:01:11 · 15 answers · asked by its_me_cheeky_dee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really funny
2007-01-09 05:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Monet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that joke! anytime a minister faints my wings fall off .
2007-01-09 13:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute and funny joke. I loved it.
2007-01-09 13:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwh, thats adorably cute.
2007-01-09 13:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it but i loved it
2007-01-09 13:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-09 13:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-01-09 13:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!!!
2007-01-09 13:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahahahahaha!! that was funny I must say!!
2007-01-09 13:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ghurricane87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o my friggin goodness.. I've never heard this one.. i swear this is the cutest little joke ever.. â¥ed it!!.. thanks for sharing..
2007-01-13 04:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋