A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
2007-01-09 04:41:50 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he he ha ha ha ha lol!! =) 10/10 very funny
2007-01-09 10:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-01-09 12:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, I'd give it 7/10!
2007-01-09 12:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true i comes to that if your lucky 10/10
2007-01-09 14:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I share this one with my friends
2007-01-09 13:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha i get it lol wow thats funny
2007-01-09 12:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by kill_me_not_realli_2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-12 14:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao..thanks for the laff!
2007-01-09 12:50:04 · answer #8 · answered by AnGeLeYeZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good
2007-01-10 17:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by lynette_shaw2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe funny!
2007-01-09 12:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋