give me ten funny reasons why you carry a cell phone?

Question

give me ten funny reasons why you carry a cell phone :)

Answer 1

My vibrator broke

Answer 2

1. For emergency.
2. Cause I don't want a land line.
3. As an address book
4. As an Mp3 player
5. As a voice recorder
6. To make calls
7. To receive calls
8. As a calculator
9. To tell time
10. Set alarms

Wait, those aren't funny...

Answer 3

1) To call the person in the next street
2) To receive calls from the person in the next street
3) To check if the person in the next street is home
4) For the person in the next street to check if Im here
5) To ignore if Im not talking to the person in the next street
6) To text and make up with the person in the next street
7) To constantly fiddle with, if the person in the next streets not available to chat.
8) To break if the person in the next street has really upset me.
9) To replace when I sober up
10) Because without it I would have to walk to the next street, what a chore

Answer 4

10 To throw at my assistant when she pisses me off
9 I like the vibration mode
8 It matches my eyes
7 It says 'virgin' on it
6 So I can answer it, scream into it, and hang it up
5 So I can hide it in the walls and torment people with phantom ringing
4 So I can pretend to talk into it, like I have friends
3 To give the bill collectors something to call
2 To help counterbalance the keys in the other pocket
1 I love brain tumors!

Answer 5

1 to call ppl
2 i love the shitt you get about it
3 to get ahold of my mom and sister when my car breaks
4 texting ppl is funn
5 if u get stuck its better to call someone else to get you out
thats all i can think of lol

Answer 6

the wife x 10 answers.

Answer 7

So I can pretend I'm talking to someone if I need to look important.

Answer 8

Err, really don't know. But would love to see what ppl have in mind~! =)

Answer 9

to make sure i dont get a minute of peace