If it takes a week to walk a fortnight,how long would it take a mouse wearing hobnail boots on to tread around a barrel of grapes and make a gallon of wine?????
2007-01-09 03:35:56 · 22 answers · asked by fragmaster3sum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ITS EASY AS PIE
2007-01-09 03:42:31 · update #1
USE THIS E+SP40=GH IT WILL HELP YA OUT
2007-01-09 03:47:17 · update #2
OK MEDIUM SIZE MOUSE(avg joe mouse) not a rat or a mouse look a like nor the kangaroo outa tomand jerry cartoons, size 7 uk size boots british safety standard approved, 45 gallon drum and the finist choice grapes all the way from the vinyards of ernest and julio gallo in southern france,, oh and its daytime the mouse is well fed and needing the exercise, its not disabbled in any way and can excert a downward force of .07 newtons per sq inchin 3hrs47 minutes any thing else??? just ask lmao
2007-01-09 03:52:28 · update #3
ok mouse is naked and shaved, purely for higien reasons of course... and there is no wind facter to take into control
2007-01-09 04:18:22 · update #4
ok the answer is ... ABOUT AS LONG AS IT WOULD TAKE TO SANDPAPER AN ELEPHANT DOWN TO A GREYHOUND!!
2007-01-11 09:54:52 · update #5
Train one and let us know.
2007-01-09 03:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say it takes a week to walk a fortnight. I.e. it takes 7 days to walk 14 days. Let t1 be time passed in your reference frame (of walking). Let t2 be the time that passed from an observer's frame.
By time dilation (Einstein's special relativity):
t2 = t1 / sqrt(1 - u^2 / c^2)
sub t1 = 7, t2 = 14:
3/4 = u^2 / c^2
u = 0.866c (3 s.f.)
Therefore what it means is that in your frame of reference, you are travelling at 0.866 times the speed of light. That's 259800000 metres per second, a physical impossibility.
2007-01-09 04:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what mouse you use, a door mouse would take an hour and 20 mins less than the smaller field mouse. So the answer would be 1 day 14hrs 22mins.
2007-01-09 03:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by thegenius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 days
2007-01-09 03:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Doug H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the size of the barrel and quality of grapes since yields may differ.
2007-01-09 03:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by father of 4 husband of 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the energy level of the mouse. They usually are quite quick...
2007-01-09 03:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by kim_n_orlando 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the mouse wearing a hat?
2007-01-09 04:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's either Shirley Bassey or Uruguay.
2007-01-09 03:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Spoony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1,548 days 22 hours 17 minutes 54.007 seconds
2007-01-09 03:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll ask Carol Vorderman...
2007-01-09 03:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares?
2007-01-09 03:42:08 · answer #11 · answered by doodersmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋