Never dine out with a chess player, it takes them 3 hours to pass the salt and pepper.
2007-01-09 03:03:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....now come on give me the ten points...
2007-01-09 03:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by dj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be nice th the poor chess player! He can only pass one or the other- depending on whether he is playing white or black. He thinks you are asking him to make an illegal move!
I guess he could say "adjusting", to momentarily hand you the other.
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2007-01-09 03:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Asking&Receiving 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-09 03:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by mic_spk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and another 3 hrs to pay the check mate old pal
2007-01-09 03:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
those chess guys are weird. like that song they wrote---"chess nuts roasting on an open fire." ouch.
2007-01-09 03:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK check mate
2007-01-10 04:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
advice to yourself: never listen to someone who gives odd advice
2007-01-09 03:11:47 · answer #7 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for that, i once went out with a girl who played draught's and she beat me in 6 moves, never got to eat my meal !
2007-01-10 21:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-01-09 03:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Heidikins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its Lennie
2007-01-10 22:03:03 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋