During my date with a girl i accidently met my gay partner who at the time had uncontrolable explosive diahrea in which he let himself go all over my date. And later that day i who had a blatter problem and wet myself during a movie and began to wipe myself but accidently hit my date in the face with my pee dripping cloth. we hooked up that night though
2007-01-09 02:48:37
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answered by Anonymous
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In the movie theater with a SUPER runny nose that just WOULDN'T stop no matter how much I rubbed it or blew it...had to keep sniffling the whole movie basically and wipe my nose with my sweatshirt because all my tissues had run out and I didn't want to keep going to the bathroom! By the end of the movie my nose was all red and hurt a whooole lot. That might not have been the most embarrassing, but I def. remember that one.
2007-01-09 10:41:15
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answered by Anonymous
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I just have to tell this funny date story.
My grandmother lost her husband when she was in her 30s. She began dating again when she was in her 50s and married a very nice man that for all practical purposes I viewed is my grandfather. Anyway... we hand one of those sofas that was on a wood frame and had approximately a 1 foot gap between the bottom of the seat and the floor. Our dogs liked to sleep under there. On their first date he came to pick her up at our house and they were sitting in the living room for awhile. Or dog was under the couch (basically invisible) and was apparently having stomach trouble, for he was letting multiple horrific farts. Of course, since they were the only two in the room each of them assumed that the other one did it but were too polite to say anything. I am unsure of how they finally figured out it was the dog, but ultimately they got married and had many happy years together and we laughed about the story for years to come.
2007-01-09 10:48:34
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answered by Anonymous
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HS, on a date with fine azn girl. We were petting pretty heavy in my car and she said to go for it, to do anything I wanted with her. Well, being the connoisseur of licking box I went down her. I'd been going at for about 10 minutes when she started to come. She was heaving with pleasure one moment the next she let out a huge fart. We were both, needless to say really embarrassed. No worries though I took it in stride and made her feel OK about it. She was totally hot, how could I let her suffer.
2007-01-09 10:47:42
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answered by Add Man 4
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I went to a Christmas party with this guy I really liked. It was our first date. I was wearing a very form-fitting skirt. When we got to the house, I took off my coat and discovered that my skirt had split up the front all the way to the waist. I can't say that I've ever been more embarrassed on a date.
2007-01-09 10:42:06
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answered by Emm 6
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Well farting I think would be bad however so far to be the worst by far was this
ok I was taking a drink of water when another couple we were with finished telling a joke so I shot water out my nose and mouth (water and ICE) landing all over my date but hey that person would never take my calls after that!!
2007-01-09 10:43:59
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, I was more embarrassed on his behalf, and I felt bad for him.
It was our first date. No car. Middle of winter. I stepped off the bus first and noticed a loose chunk of ice on the road near the door of the bus. I guess I could have kicked it out of the way or warned him or something, but I didn't and he fell on it.
He had a sense of humor about it. Someone saw it and said he should sue the bus company, and he answered, "Nah. I wouldn't have a leg to stand on."
There were other dates after that...
2007-01-09 10:45:16
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answered by cruztacean1964 5
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This is my friend's embarassing moment. She was out dancing with her boyfriend and went to the toilet. After returning to the dancefloor she was slow-dancing with her boyfriend.
A man tapped her on the shoulder. She ignored him, thinking he wanted a dance. However he persisted. When she eventually spoke to him, he advised her that she had a long trail of toilet paper hanging out from under her skirt.
2007-01-09 10:40:53
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answered by iiitttsssaaadoozy 4
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Never on a date...
Once at "Dinner with his Parents for the First Time" (and the first time I met them) I went to pass the potatoes and knocked a glass of wine all over his Dad...
(It was only white which redeemed things a bit...)
2007-01-09 10:41:25
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answered by Lady M 2
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Well met this 25 yr old guy online at one of these dating sites turns out he was 18 a HS senior and he was using his mom credit card for our date and she found out and chewed me out for stalking Young kids and going on dates with them LOL !!
2007-01-09 10:43:34
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answered by Angel Virgo 3
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I haven't had anything happen to me while I was dating (thank god) however a guy that I was on a date with - we went to a hockey game and when we went inside he had a huge booger hanging from his nose (yuck) to say the least that was our first and last date.... lol
2007-01-09 10:41:22
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answered by ? 4
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