A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's
too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the
Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being
cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we
can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss
the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone
who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
2007-01-09 02:14:58 · 30 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Luck of the Irish indeed... LOL Great joke
2007-01-09 02:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-09 02:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-01-09 02:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6 funny
2007-01-09 02:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good joke! LOL. It's an 8*.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
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2016-12-16 05:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice one>>brought a chuckle>>>>hehehe
2007-01-09 20:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...ha....
2007-01-09 02:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats funny
2007-01-09 02:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by Olivia's Mama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny --- a bit "dirty" ---- I like it !
99 points for making me laugh.... Thank You!
Aaron.
2007-01-09 02:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋