plz.........itz since a long time i laughed
2007-01-09 02:03:29 · 18 answers · asked by KEERTHI 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little boy wants to know what adoults (a woman and a man) do when they are alone. He asked his friends, but they didn´t know the answer. They told him to ask his older brother, because he has a girlfriend. He did that, but, his brother told him to wait until he growns up to find the answer. He couldn´t wait that long, so he get into brother´s car and hide. Then the brother and his girlfriend get into the car. The brother asked her "Would you give me" and she said "No". "Ok" he said and started to go to the woods. On the half way to the woods he stoped the car and asked her the same question, and the answer was "no" again. They move on and stoped in front of the woods. "I´m asking you for the last time: Would you give me or not?" - "I already told you: No!" "Than get out of the car and walk home" - he yailed at her. A little boy was teriffied, but his mouth was quiet.
Next day, a boy asked his little girlfriend to go for a ride with him. Before they set on his bicycle he asked her "Would you give me" and she said "Yes". "Ok" he said and started to go to the woods. On the half way to the woods he stoped the bicycle and asked her the same question, and the answer was "yes" again. They move on and stoped in front of the woods. "I´m asking you for the last time: Would you give me or not?" - "I already told you: Yes!" "OK, then, - he talks slovely - you take the bicycle and I´ll walk home".
(Sorry for bad Engl. check spelling didn´t work!) I hope you like the joke.
2007-01-09 03:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Latica 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here is a true, funny story (and a game that will make you laugh, if you do it, too). Some friends and I lay down on the floor, on our backs, so that the head of the first was on the belly of the second, the head of the second, was on the belly of the third, etc. There were about ten of us. The head of the tenth was on the belly of the first. The first person had to say, "HA". The second, "HaHA". The third, "HaHaHa", and so on. Whoever completely lost control and broke out laughing in the middle was the "loser"- but we never eliminated anyone, we just began again. We convulsed in gales of laughter many times, until we finally got our collective "act" together enough to go around twice. Try it with a few friends- if you can keep a straight face long enough! Even the way we lay down on the floor with our heads on each others' bellies was funny enough to set us all to laughing! : c )
2007-01-09 10:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Asking&Receiving 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor thing. See if I can make you laugh with this cute(ish) joke.
What do you get of you cross a pitbull with an andrex puppy? You get a dog that scares the c***p out of you and then steals your loo paper!
2007-01-10 12:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by TEE S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Jelly Baby goes to the doctors,
JB: I'm really worried think that I've caught VD
Doctor: "I've never heard of such a thing, how on earth can a Jelly Baby catch VD?"
JB: "I've been sleeping Allsorts!"
2007-01-09 10:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by quartzstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. what goes in out in out and stinks of piss.
A. a coach load of old people doing the hokey cokey.
An irishman goes into his daughters bedroom and finds a packet of condoms.
paddys says thats strange shes 16 and i never even knew that she had a ****.
What half a mile long and stinks of piss?
the queue in the post office.
2007-01-09 10:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by wang eyed lil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you calle a chav in a locked box?
Safe
What do you call a chav in a box
Innit
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet
Sorted
If a car with two chavs in it drives of a cliff what do you do?
cry, you could have fit 5 chavs in there
if two chavs are having a game of chicken and they both die who wins?
Society
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
The Boy Fell In The Mud
Do you want to hear a clean one?
He Had a Bath
hope at least one of them made you smile!!
2007-01-09 10:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by nathanhug2006 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does a dyslexic satanist write on the wall?
I love Santa.
2007-01-09 10:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q1.What do you do with 365 used condoms? Q2.Why are hurricanes normally named after women? Q3.Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
2007-01-09 10:23:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond saw three blond guys stairing at a long telephone pole and she asked what are they doing snd they said trying to figure out how tall this pole is so she got out of the car and cut down the pole and took out her tape messurer and measured it and she said 35 feet long and then she got in her car and drove away so the guys said darn that lady we wanned to find out how tall it is not ow long it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-09 12:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by bkewlv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so funny it will make you laugh your t!ts off
Oh, looks like you've already heard it!
2007-01-09 12:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋