how do you fart infront of your date politely?

Answer 1

You let it go, and then look accusingly and with obvious disgust at your date. This immediately takes the suspicion off of you. The best defense is a good offense.

Answer 2

You don't fart in front of other people. It is rude. Excuse yourself and go to a restroom.

Answer 3

You don't. its rude and nasty.Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom then fart away. Not in front of your date.

Answer 4

lol

u act like u see someone u know or see somthing interesting and walk really fast and fart, and than walk back and say "oh i thought that was a friend i haven't seen in years"

start coughing really loud so he can't hear it

Answer 5

If you have to do an bodily function and you know that it is coming then you need to try and excuse yourself from the area before it happens. Relieve yourself and then return to the area.

Answer 6

Do a silent one or go to the ladies to do it, if you hold it in you will give yourself a bad tummy and you will be thinking about holding it in all night instead of concentrating on your date.

Answer 7

You could excuse yourself to the restroom if you're in a restaurant. If you're in your or their home, try to get away from them.

Eventually, it'll all fly and be cool, the sooner one of you does it, the sooner that weirdness will go away.

Answer 8

simply declare a fart contest and give it some room to roam

Answer 9

You fool.... don';t eat foods that give you gas. Civilized people don't have those problems because they know what foods cause bloating and gas. Beans, cabbage, broccoli, greens., lettuce .. eat those before a big date and you'll blow him away.

Answer 10

Just do it. I am sure your date do it too. Better to know each other bad habits earlier than later.