2007-01-09 01:32:21 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Comical quote- "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -Yogi Berra
Or
'An eye for an eye, and the whole world goes blind.' -- Gandhi
2007-01-09 01:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't get hung up on a snag in the stream, my dear. Snags alone are not so dangerous--it's the debris that clings to them that makes the trouble. Pull yourself loose and go on.
2007-01-09 03:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by busymom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a qoute but in Italy I heard a toast which translated to May your **** never go soft made me titter
2007-01-09 07:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by maxie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no profit in deciet.
Wise men know revenge does not taste sweet.
and...
No good deed goes unpunished.
May God stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must travel.
2007-01-09 03:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Connie Lindquist's!® 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oscar Wilde said... "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." I think that quote is pretty spot on!
2007-01-09 01:40:24 · answer #5 · answered by samantha_b_mcgregor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are so many! here's a fav:
The old Quaker was right: "I expect to pass through life but once. If there is any kindness, or any good thing I can do to my fellow beings, let me do it now. I shall pass this way but once. "
~ W. C. Gannett ~
2007-01-09 02:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by danili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duty First -Self Second
2007-01-09 07:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Alasdair m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oscar Wilde has two good ones I really like, one funny and one not so funny:
Funny: "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Not so funny: "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious."
2007-01-09 01:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Murphy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure if I got this one completely right but winston churchill at a party after a lady exclaims:
"You sir are drunk!"
he replied
" Yes madam, but in the morning I will be sober, you will however, still be ugly!"
2007-01-09 01:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by michael s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do suck seed."
--author, Curly Howard (of The Three Stooges), early 1940s
2007-01-09 07:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tiberius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋