I am trying to write a good Catholic/christian greeting on my phone. And I am looking for something that is not too long but includes Jesus Mary and Joseph, or a small bit of Catholic imagery,
2007-01-09 01:20:18 · 12 answers · asked by Angelus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, such rude and immature answers here. Geez... Anyway, this is what I have on my machine.
Hello! You've reached the (insert your family name here). We're not available at the moment so please leave a message and someone will get back to you. We pray that the holy family watches over you and all the saints in heaven guide you. Have a blessed day!
** beep! **
2007-01-09 01:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laudetur Iesus Christus et beata Maria Virgo et St Iosepheus iustus.
Blessed be Jesus Christ and the the Blessed Virgin Mary and St Joseph the just. I cannot recieve...
2007-01-09 01:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by carl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've reached Satan at 666-Hell. I'm out with my buddy the Reaper collecting souls and will not be able to answer your call. Please leave the name and contact details of the person you'd like to see dead and we'll make sure he's brought to Hell as soon as possible. Thankyou for you Business. Looking forward to seeing you here!!
2016-05-22 22:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, you've reached the home of Jesus, Mary and Joseph, we're not here right now, but if you leave a message after the beep, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Or if you'd like to try us on our other extension, try 666 666, and ask for beelzebub. Ciao!!!
2007-01-09 01:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by pjveddergirl 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You want Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on you answering machine? Why ... never mind. Here you go:
"Jesus, Mary, Joseph, St. Peter, Queen Elizabeth, Gandhi, George Bush, Richard Simmons, and I welcome you to my phone!!!!!! Leave a message why don't you? Peace be with you! God bless you! Hallelujah!"
the caller's message:
"You're scary."
2007-01-09 01:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"If you are a male under the age of 12, press #1 to speak to Father Richard. Otherwise, wait for the tone."
2007-01-09 01:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
As a Catholic, I just have "And God bless you" at the end of my message.
"Hi, you've reached (name). Please leave a message and I'll call you back. God bless you and have a good day."
2007-01-09 01:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by sister steph 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Hi, you've reached the Johnsons, we're not here right now. Please leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. If you're calling for Timmy, he's probably at church. He's been spending a lot of time in the confessionals lately."
2007-01-09 01:24:06 · answer #8 · answered by captainsquanto 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A cross upon her bedroom wall.
From grace she will fall.
An image burning in her mind.
And between her thighs.
A dying God-man full of pain.
When will you *** again?
Before him beg to serve or please.
On your back or knees.
There's no forgiveness for her sins.
Prefers punishment?
Would you suffer eternally.
Or internally?
For her lust.
She'll burn in hell.
Her soul done medium well.
All through mass manual stimulation.
Salvation.
Body of Christ.
She needs.
The body of Christ.
She'd like to know God.
Ooh love God.
Feel her God.
Inside of her - deep inside of her.
Jesus Christ looks like me.
2007-01-09 01:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by b b 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
How about this,
"there is one mediator between God and man , Jesus the Christ"
†
2007-01-09 01:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋