2007-01-09 00:59:41 · 10 answers · asked by McQ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good One Psuedo but I have one too...
There once was a President named Bush
Whose speeches all sounded like Mush
Decisions in Error
Caused the "War on Terror"
We all really wish he would hush.
2007-01-09 01:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Out of Focus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tneciter and cerebral, those aren't limericks. the meter is off.
There once was a President called Bush,
Who liked to give limits a push,
War games he had played,
While everyone prayed,
That lightning would turn him to mush.
2007-01-09 09:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a president called Bush
Who could not tell, 'twixt tinkle and tush
The cells of his brain
Too oft had been slain
'Twas abuse of his drink, when shove comes to push
2007-01-09 09:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcallalillie3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a President called Bush
Who only sat on his tush...
Eating his Kurds and Words
All day he pondered
And All night he wondered
Now Who's going to pick up his turds?
Sorry....Ive only had a pot of coffee....Not a third of my daily quota!
2007-01-09 09:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...who thought being in Iraq would be cush,
He sent the troops there;
Almost on a dare,
And now getting out of there will be a push!
2007-01-09 09:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Fallopia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who just needed a little push
(off a cliff).
2007-01-09 09:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mom of Three 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who never learned how to tell the truth
his crazy notions got him into a mess
and one day he'll meet Saddam i guess
2007-01-09 09:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who stared at everybody's tush
and peed in every fountain
'n told one n all - i'm bill clinton
2007-01-09 09:05:28 · answer #8 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who was a cheerleader in college
2007-01-09 10:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by Glamour&Glory 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His brain was so slow , needed a push............................................His words he fumbled and rumbled...........................................Even his Iraq war was a stumble...........................................Yet his wife loves him, she is so humble.
2007-01-09 09:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Tneciter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋