Chocolate Nuts
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them
2007-01-09 00:32:47 · 18 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ...............
Where do you get all these jokes?
2007-01-09 23:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
9 on 10
2007-01-09 08:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10.
2007-01-09 08:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by shri 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gross 1 out of 10
2007-01-09 08:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 0n 10
2007-01-09 08:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I grinned so I'll give u a 4 out of 10
2007-01-09 08:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
disgusting, old but good! 8 out of 10
2007-01-09 08:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by JinMu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yummo !!...Secondhand nuts !!...hehehe..
What did the...peanut say to the chocolate??..
answr.."Get out of my face and off my back, before I come over there and...spread ya !"....
2007-01-09 08:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha 10 stars!
2007-01-09 08:57:52 · answer #9 · answered by ichliebe_katzen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!! I loved it!! it actually made me laugh so i guess thats a 9/10!!
Great one!! (pretty nasty though!!)
2007-01-09 09:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its an old one but it is still funny !
Choc late dear ... 3
2007-01-09 08:38:31 · answer #11 · answered by Charlotta G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋