which reason would be the best for you
(a) he doesn't love you anymore
(b) he realized he is gay
(c) there is someone else
(d) the old Seinfeld "it's not you it's me speech"
(e) he just married you to get his green card
(f) other?
2007-01-09 00:31:28 · 8 answers · asked by lowroad 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
G) He's cheating on you and he's been cheating on you the whole time you were together.
He would say the above, I would punch his eye, we'd go our seperate ways and everytime I saw him I'd kick his shin and throw my drink of acid on his filthy mug.
2007-01-09 02:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Well first off there's no such thing as a 'perfect' break up scenario. A break up is always hurtful even just a little bit. However, if I had to choose it would be the gay thing. I would love to have a gay best friend so I could play miss match and we could go to the spa together n stuff, hehe.
2007-01-09 08:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by I Am Jack's Wasted Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F. Other- My scenerio
One cold dark rainy night, I was craving a roast beef and cheddar and some potato bites. So he drove me to my local Arby's and paid for the last meal we would ever eat together.. As, we went to unlock the door to his car he gave me the "we gotta talk" look.
"Listen babe, your the best sex I've ever had in my life and the most beautiful woman in the world, but..."
"But what?" I asked.
"But your actions intimidate me.Your wanting to pack up and move to California and travel all over the world, and well, I don't. I would rather stay here and live a boring life." He said
"But babe. Are you breaking up with me?" I shockingly asked.
"Yes, yes I am." He said.
I looked out the window and pretended to carry a sad look on my face, but on the inside I was chuckling an evil laugh.. Finally, a breath of fresh air took over my body. I sighed.
"Ok, but you know that you can never ever have this *** again." I told him.
"I know and thats what saddened me." He said to me with a tear ready to fall down on his cold red puffy cheeks.
I wiped the tear off his face. "Don't cry my love, you will not find better."
"I know. Well, I guess this is goodbye."
The poor boy gave me a hug and a last kiss.
"See ya aorund town." He said with a wave.
"Nope, I'm catching the first flight outta this *****!" I said.
Just then, a man in a lack limo pulled up.
I stood there not knowing what to do.
"Chanel, I've been waiting for you all my life." said the mysterious man.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Its me. George Clooney."
George peeked his head out of the half rolled down window with a dozen of white lillies, a glass of comospolitan, and a toy poodle.
"Come in please and let me wisk you off to my home in Italy."
I looked back at the poor soul who broke it off with me. He looked flabergasted. So, I gave him the peace sign and hoped in the limo.
2007-01-09 08:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by 88776 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That he needs to find what makes him happy before it is too late, and sorry babe, but it just isn't me. That i would be able to understand.
2007-01-09 08:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would say "honey i am not good enough for you and don't deserve you. i'd like to hook up with someone who i can abuse and feel no remorse. i am a lowlife. i don't want to waste anymore of your life."
LOL
2007-01-09 08:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by origchick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just tell her the truth?
if it were me being dumped, that's what i'd want. truly. even it it sucks, i'd rather know the reason.
2007-01-09 08:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by melon_rose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reason he is breaking up with me because he wants to be with a more beautiful girl. I ask who and he says no one. I ask again and I receive the same response. He says there is no girl in the line up yet but its been on his mind. I say well if we are breaking up for someother girl thats not even real well then lets go out together and look for her.
So we head out in search of "this girl" that he wants to be with. We hit up the mall, the local pizzarias, bars and clubs. Alas, we find her in the corner of a bookstore wearing jeans, a green tank top, flip flops. Her hair is pulled back into a high pony tail and her black, sqaure reading glasses are falling down to the tip of her nose. She is reading a book. I get closer and I see that it is my favorite book by my favorite author. I realize this is perfect material to approach.
I excuse myself and ask her if she has read other books by this author. She says yes and we discuss the books and which one we preferred best. We get to talking and drink 3 cups of coffee until I realize the real reason I am here. I think to myself, do I really want to hook them up now? Now that I have clicked so well with her? I look at her as she sips her coffee and licks her pale pink lips. I think again and realize that this in fact could work. I can stay with my boyfriend and he can have this "other girl" that he has had on his mind.
I explain to her the situation and how it might sound cooky and just plain nutty. She laughs and I explain the story between my boyfriend and I. She again laughs and looks at me and tells me that she digs my shoes. I look at her and I tell her I like her lips. She looks at me again and smiles showing one crooked tooth on the left side of mouth. I reach out and she grabs my hand and places it on her leg. I reach for her hand and I place it on my lips.
My boyfriend approaches and asks what we are up to. I turn to him and explain that I was just about to go to the bathroom. I leave and head there. I turn around and my boyfriend and the girl are talking and laughing. The smile on my face disappears and I keep walking.
I am washing my hands when the door opens and in she walks. She slides her shirt over her head and asks me if I like her breasts. I simply nodd and take them into my hands. I ask her to remove my shirt. She does. We smile and I say we can either lock this door or head back to my place. She looks around locks the door and kisses me with such rush and power that I am heated up in a matter of seconds. She takes her lips off of mine and unlocks the door and says as much fun as would to do what we are about to do here. I want to have my privacy with you. I am tingled with emotions that I throw my shirt on and head to my boyfriend.
I find him tell him that I have surprise for him and we head back to my place. We get there and I explain to him about me and her. We get upstairs and get down to where we were before. My boyfriends eyes just stare in a trance.
Its then I realize hey wait a second. We are broken up! You dont belong here. See ya guy.
He fights and says but we found her for me.
I look at him questioningly are you sure about that??? Did we??? Because as it looks right now, we found her for me. Dont forget to lock the door behind you.
He looks at me then at the girl then back at me. Winks. Smiles down at me and looks at the girl with a stare that is asking to be begged to stay. The girl looks back at him and waves goodbye.
Goodbye Chris. Take care.
2007-01-09 11:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
d. the old seinfeld crap....
2007-01-09 08:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by shanekeavy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋