men are like
1 placemats
they only show up when theres food on the table
2 mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion
3 bike helmets
they are good in emergencies but usually look silly
4 goverment bonds
they take a long time to mature
5 copiers
you need them in reproduction but thats about it
6 lava lamps
great to look at but not that bright
7 bank accounts
without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest
8 high heels
they are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
9 handguns
keep one round long enough and your gonna want to shot it
2007-01-09 00:03:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 - hangovers
they last all night but are gone by morning
2007-01-09 00:20:14 · answer #1 · answered by meeli 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-01-10 16:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chris your wife is a good joker 10/10
2007-01-09 11:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
very funny
i bet all the women love these
ha ha ha
2007-01-09 08:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
agree wiv da joke totally
lol
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2007-01-09 08:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it and it is sooooo true
2007-01-09 08:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you speak the truth
2007-01-09 08:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-09 10:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The immature ones, maybe......... LOL.
2007-01-10 08:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's a gd 1 thanks 4 the laugh.
2007-01-09 08:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋