This morning I popped round to visit my parents. I was startled to find that there was a 'sold' sign in the front garden. When I went in, the house was totally bare and a note said 'moved to Canada, love mum and dad'. There was no contact details. Obviously, this is quite disturbing.
2007-01-08 23:39:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Interesting.
My parents did the same to me when I was nine. I came home from school, and the house was totall empty
2007-01-08 23:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Dicky, it's been a pleasure researching your question but I have come across some possibly upsetting news, Canada no longer exists.
In late 2006 there was a meeting of some of the most influential people from around the world such as Tony Blair, George Bush, Kate Bush and Jade Goody. The outcome of the meeting resulted in the cancellation of Canada, I'm sorry to break this news to you and wish you a Merry Wednesday at this difficult time.
2007-01-10 12:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Spoony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Canada, and then talk to Merv & Al at the border. They're the ones in the know (wink wink). They'll direct you to the National Igloo. That's where you'll find all of our Mounties. Watch that you don't step in a big pile of horse poop (we don't have police cars here yet. We were supposed to get them last year, but with the gas prices so high, our Queen decided that horses were cheaper)
Once at the National Igloo, go to the front desk and order a double double. (You're looking for two parents, right?)
Don't waste too much time, though. We only have electricity for 5, maybe six hours a day. If you don't get your TimBits processed before the daily power supply expires, you're out of luck. You will then have to sleep on the chesterfield overnight (make sure you bring a toque... the National Igloo's chesterfield gets mighty draughty. Oh, but it has to be the right colour, that toque, eh?)
Hopefuly, once you've got your double-double and processed your TimBits, you'll have time to hop on a Ski-Doo and check out the icefloes in Saskatchewan. The baby seals in Medicine Hat are SO cute.
Chances are, your parents are in Newfoundland enjoying some screech. You should go join them.
2007-01-09 18:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by pianogal73 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's very disturbing. Anyone moving to Canada has obviously lost all sense of reality.
2007-01-09 07:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
im so sorry. did they not tell you anything?? could the whole 'going to canada' thing be a cover?? why dont you go and see some of their neighbours and friends, see if they know anything. you could also go to the estate agents and ask where they have moved to- he/she might have helped them chose the house in canada.
good luck
2007-01-09 11:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a reverse phone number search for Canada, it will also have a place for people search, just put in their name, check " all Provinces" and it will give you a complete list of people with that name, if they have a phone.,along with their addresses,
2007-01-11 00:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by diggers mom 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well it seems like you thought a lot of your parents think back to when you last phoned them or when you did anything for them if your answer is very little
Then my freind they have done exactly what you have done to them Ignored them if i am wrong i apologise but look back over what you have been like over the years have to took them for granted Regards
2007-01-11 05:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by The tagg master 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats very compelling
2007-01-09 08:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - guess they dont want you to find them
2007-01-09 07:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cant blame them really
2007-01-09 07:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋