A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference.
On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"
2007-01-08 22:50:25 · 21 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, I wonder if after that, would she still want to kill the old man
2007-01-09 02:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That boy is sick. Did you ever ask your self whether he's making plans to accomplish a little type of voo-doo s.it with it. this is frequently stuff from the guy that's used to do it like blood,hair etc. think of roughly it. This boy is gross/strange no customary guy or woman could elect that for the different reason.
2016-10-30 10:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my G, that was really good! here's one...
this man was in love with his coworker, but every time he saw her he had the biggest erection ever. he never could ask her out, because he started going in his pants. so he decided to ask her over the phone. after he had gotten her number from another coworker, he called her that night. she said yes. so the next day - not wanting to have another erection, or at least not make it noticeable - he tied his penis to his leg and put a cloth around it to absorb the fluid. so he walked up to her house and rang the doorbell. she opened it and stood there bare naked.
he kicked her in the face.
2007-01-08 23:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Cute! 9/10. Funny but silly!
2007-01-08 22:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I never heard that one, it's good! Okay, a man approached a hooker and asked what he could get for 50 dollars, she said a 69. They got going and she ripped a fart. He said, "what was that for?" She apologized and they started again. She ripped another and he said, "I'm getting out of here, if you think that's going to happen 67 more times, you're nuts!
2007-01-08 23:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You want me to write a critical analysis of your bawdy tale. One thing I do not understand. Why should he cover his tools with the rubber?
2007-01-08 23:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well.......i guess i dont need 2 comment coz u already know how very much i like ur jokes!!! they r f*ckinly hillarious man!!! keeeeeeeeep going!
2007-01-10 20:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Rocking Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha ha haha ha hah aha.
10/10. ^ ^
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Romba nala irundhdh. Unuku tamil theriyuma?
U will understand those words if u know tamil.
2007-01-10 18:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Meera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahaha!!! Keep the 10 points, pal!!
2007-01-08 23:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Arnoux 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, 12 inches
2007-01-09 02:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ankit 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋