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Words Women Use

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Answer 1

so, um, do you know my wife, or is this just ''nothing'' but a coincidence?

Answer 2

As a man who has been married for over 18 years, I am very familiar with these terms and more. The one that scares me the most is "You're right". This term always makes me stop and ponder..am I really right? Is she just saying that to get me to shut up? What is she really up to? What does "you're right" mean...

Thanks for the chuckle!

Answer 3

LOL. Yes, some women speak a unique lingo; and some men need to take lessons on it! LOL.

Have a great day, and thanks for the laughs!

Answer 4

Funny! Great points.

Answer 5

good advice,,but i am honest used to listen and take crab from women i dated ,now i speak accordingly ,no compliments,no head games,if she is open and honest as me ok,otherwise ,my snake isnt hungry and i dont need her move on.

Answer 6

Hey wheres the question?

Answer 7

Ain't it the truth- and they better not forget it! You go, girl!!!

Answer 8

*jaw dropped*

Answer 9

now thats true.

Answer 10

hehehe thanks for the insight!