OK here's the deal. My girlfriend and I are going to make love for the first time. Finally we end up in her bedroom and she's all ready naked and waiting for me to get undressed. Finally after I remove the last stitch of clothes she burts out in uncontrollable fits if hysterical laughter. I say, "what, whats so funny?" She says," hold on I gotta get a picture" I said "why?" She says," cause you're so adorable". So I agree. A few days later, we end up at her female friends house for a party. Some of her female friends come up and say to me, "HI tiny" or "Hey little man" or "whats up shorty?"
This is weird cause I'm 6' 2" and weigh 180lbs. Anyway one of her female friends asks me, "So Rocky, has your nuts dropped yet"? I said," not yet ,maybe in a couple of weeks , why do you want some?" She gets all mad and says,"&^$# you, ya perv". My girlfriend turns to me and says, "I can't believe you just said that, What the hell is wrong with you?" Anybody know whats going on?
2007-01-08
22:38:47
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