Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
2007-01-08 22:09:19 · 13 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
2007-01-08 22:10:01 · update #1
I love it, i will print it and pretend that i have the answer to many questions!!!!!!! Good one your really cool!
2007-01-08 22:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by mwa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 is a 10! :-)
2007-01-08 22:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good though some "remedies" were known already.
2007-01-08 22:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Natalya Ch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, and they were extremely funny, most of them (AND THEY WORK! YAY!) However, how is this a question?
2007-01-08 22:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by G9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! You are very wise!
2007-01-08 22:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very good.
2007-01-08 22:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good advice...thnx.
2007-01-08 22:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny where did you find it
2007-01-08 22:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
fantasticâ¥
2007-01-08 23:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-08 22:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by simple girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋