Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
2007-01-08 21:55:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-09 00:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-09 05:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by NICOLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! 10/10!
2007-01-09 07:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. how about this one
man sitting at an Alabama / Auburn football game with an empty seat next to him. another man says "wow, I wonder who the idiot is that is not using that seat?" the first man replies "my wife". the other man asks. "you mean you could not find a realtive or friend to come with you?" he replies "no, they are all at her funeral".
2007-01-09 06:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by bamafannfl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny one buddy
loooooooooool
2007-01-09 06:06:40 · answer #5 · answered by peace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 06:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke..
2007-01-09 05:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by luck fest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is going to change his @ss! Not Me!
2007-01-12 23:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ericqua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good one.....Whahahahahahahaha
2007-01-09 06:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
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2007-01-09 07:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-09 06:05:59 · answer #11 · answered by simple girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋