the wittiest or the most romantic answer wins
gud luck!
2007-01-08 19:21:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love is a malfunction of the heart, which weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, the cheeks to glow, the blood pressure to rise, and gives us a good excuse to F#*K
2007-01-08 19:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROMANTIC: Love is a sick wife looking at her cooking husband with his tired smile, big stomach, receding hairline and wrinkly skin, and thinking to herself that he is the most beautiful thing that ever came to her life.
WITTY: love means never doubting the words "I promise, I'll pull out..."
hehehe. kind of a naughty one there. but both are true, yeah?
2007-01-09 07:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is an emotional feeling which gives birth to a wish, a wish to have or get some thing close to you
2007-01-09 03:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by faheem 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is giving literally everything!
It is a state when HEART takes place of each and every organ of your body.
2007-01-09 03:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by zapak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sweetest thing, but yet the worst feeling.
2007-01-09 04:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting up with each other's annoying habits /pretending you do not notice their annoying habits
2007-01-09 03:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares.
2007-01-09 03:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by waxingtheturtle2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Love doesn't begin and end the way we think it does. Love is a battle, love is war, love... is growing up."
2007-01-09 04:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE is a vague insinuation of what's real and not real of one's feelings...
2007-01-09 03:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by kaieka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love is something i have only experienced once. Will find it again, but no hurry.
2007-01-09 03:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by mel_johns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋