I am a young hispanic girl; I have a tortilla with the face of the Virgin Mary on it; my friend Maria also has a tortilla with the face of the Virgin Mary on it; if we touch them together will it cause a tear in the fabric of space and time? I tried to ask my priest but he just said the devil was in my clothes.
2007-01-08 18:24:53 · 12 answers · asked by Selena 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not funny.
2007-01-08 18:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Virgin Mary is a human being, not god. God is the one who can affect the universe at his will. Therefore, there will be no ill effect if you combine two tortilla together or eat it.
As for your priest who said that the devil was in your clothes? He should have read the bible more carefully and see that devil don't possesses clothes, only people and animals.
Get yourself a new priest.
Get some more educations to understand the nature of universe.
2007-01-09 02:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by codeworx7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way the Virgin Mary (as well as most [possibly all] other religious figure) can affect the universe is by all the people that are devout enough to do something (i.e. make it a capital crime punishable by torture and death to renounce their religion) that a major war is started.
Don't laugh. This has happened. The Spanish Inquisition comes to mind.
If I come across a tortilla that bears a resemblance to the Virgin Mary, I'll probably cook it up and eat it. Mmmmm virgin tortillas.
2007-01-09 02:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Schitt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually this only works if the Virgin is on two identical pieces of toast and they get made into a sandwich. I'm sure something special occurs in the case of your tortillas, but I don't know what it is. Be careful.
2007-01-09 02:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jackie Treehorn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Prayer and belief in miracles can produce a state of rapture, which Mother Theresa was said to have experienced. It is important to have faith. You would not see an image of Mary if you were not meant to, meaning you are special, and entitled to the higher wisdom of God and His mysticism.
2007-01-09 03:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a taco and a coke and don't sweat it.
The universe is safe.
Better keep an eye on that devil, though!
2007-01-09 06:28:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can the Virgin Mary affect the universe?"
No.
2007-01-09 02:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by gone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save that question and answer it yourself in about ten more years, you will then see how much you need it to grow up.
2007-01-09 02:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, oh my. Hold on universe, we're in for a tear!
2007-01-09 02:29:30 · answer #9 · answered by mitchleck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OF CORSE SHE CAN ,, THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY , Can MICHEL THE ARCHANGEL CHANGE LIFE , CAN GODS ANGELS CHANGE YOUR LIFE ,, THAN OF CORSE THE VIRGIN MARY CAN !
2014-09-13 14:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋